Welcome to my twisted version of Lucky in Love for the famous blog hop of the same name. Since I'm promoting my newest book, Mortal Bite, I'm talking about 300 year old Golden Vamps getting lucky. So here is the list of the top 10 worst things he could say.Between today and the 18th at midnight, you must leave me a comment with your email address, telling me which one is your favorite (or give me one of your own). I will pick 10 winners to get a free book of your choice: Book 1, Honeymoon Bite or Book 2 Mortal Bite. One lucky winner will win a poster signed by Jimmy Thomas himself! Although the grand swag prize is not international, I will send the poster ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD!! Yes, I love my international fans! I sent a poster to Latvia last blog hop.
Here's my top 10 list of what a Golden Vamp should never say if he wants to get lucky:
9. You taste a little "gamey"-- are you vegetarian?
8. I don't eat red meat.
7. You taste older than you look.
6. Maybe you should cut back on the garlic fries.
5. For being 400 years old, you're rather yummy.
4. Where's the beef?
3. Are you free range?
2. Stop shaking or I'll make a mess.
And the #1 thing he DEFINITELY should never say:
1. I'll take mine neat and frightened, but not scrambled.
Don't forget to leave your email address if you want to be entered in the drawing.
Go to the other sites for more chances to win prizes and a chance at the grand prize by clicking here. Good Luck!!
Watch Mortal Bite book trailer.
